A novelty that will never ever wear thin is doing your shopping on the world wide web and answering the door to a parcel and that sense of excitement that bubbles in your chest as you bring the scissors closer to the box and the shiny tape, the scissors glinting menacingly as you pierce the plastic and even though you know what you’re getting (you did order it after all) there is still a tangible sense of excitement and surprise in the air. Just think of how incredible that feeling would be if someone brought you a gift online and you opened the door to a truly unexpected postal surprise. It would be like an atomic bomb or awesome surprise and the world would temporarily stop spinning on it axis.
Shopping for gifts online is the only decision you need to make this year forget about insurance decisions or what school to send your kids to none of that matters when faced with the choice of going into a snooty stationary shop and being looked down on by the failed writer/ sales assistant because you’re buying the wrong pen or the less expensive cross pen. When you do your gift shopping online you don’t get any of that attitude, unless of course you’re using IE in which case every website will judge you.
Once the laughter and derision has died down from Firefox and Chrome you will be able to get on with your shopping, and that’s when all the fun starts, you can write a cutesy message on the card that will accompany the gift that you have decided to buy online and have delivered.
Just in case you are new to the world of online gift shopping and are having trouble getting in the swing of things don’t worry, online shopping is very easy – easier than let’s say navigating the terrible twos or trying to keep an adolescent girl happy – All you need is an internet connection and a laptop or computer (we’ll leave smartphones for online shopping 102) and a valid debit or credit card.
Once you have decided on which Cross Pen you want to buy simply add it to your basket – if you want to add more items that’s perfectly fine by us, then simply click check out and follow the easy to use instructions or as we refer to it on Monday mornings after a busy weekend, the idiots guide to online shopping.